We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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