It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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