we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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