You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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