S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
