and she was petting her beer can
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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