Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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