I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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