508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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