This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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