Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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