Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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