My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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