return my video game
You're my little dorito
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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