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(847): View more from Illinois

I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting

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(206): View more from Washington

i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man

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(763): View more from Minnesota

i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...

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(318): View more from Louisiana

You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys

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(337): View more from Louisiana

How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?

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(530): View more from California

he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.

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(425): View more from Washington

I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you

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(406): View more from Montana

"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.

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