Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I am one with the molecules
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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