found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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