Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Randomize
