he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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