i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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