Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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