the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
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