Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just high enough for therapy.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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