My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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