pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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