Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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