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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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