Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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