New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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