do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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