i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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