Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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