remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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