How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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