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(248): View more from Michigan

just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy

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(714): View more from California

Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.

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(209): View more from California

just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky

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(212): View more from New York

it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating

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(330): View more from Ohio

You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed

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(510): View more from California

I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear

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(587): View more from Alberta

The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...

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(319): View more from Iowa

I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.

(352): View more from Florida

Is it a puppy?

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