After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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