Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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