I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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