Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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