I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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