Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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