Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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