is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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