Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Redeem this text for a blowjob
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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