Ambien. No doubt about it.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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