At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
