I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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