i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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