handjob tips. give me some.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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