I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
His hands were made for my vagina.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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