The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
