Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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