I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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