dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I'm always down for nudity.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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