No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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